When seeing a poster in the window of a Polish shop, about their bread and other products - "But how can you polish bread?!"

 

In literacy, having to explain the metaphor that a person was "like a rock".  The answers suggested were "bumpy", "hard".

 

Thinking 'high' functioning autism meant "lots of screaming and tantrums" (because the volume is 'high'!).

 

A riddle on a sweet wrapper which said "What is put on a table and cut but never eaten?"  The answer was 'cards'.  The response was "You don't cut cards though."